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Ridiculous Stories of a Life Lived at $8.00 an Hour
Working dead-end blue-collar jobs your whole life can take a dramatic physical and emotional toll - unless you learn to embrace the absurdity.
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I’ve almost died at work three separate times, surviving each incident only through a minor miracle. It got me asking the question – why? Why do so many of us get up and trudge to a place we dislike, deal with dopes for hours on end, and sometimes quite literally put our lives on the line for people who typically don’t have our best interests in mind? “American Grunt: Ridiculous Stories of a Life Lived at $8.00 an Hour” is my quest to find meaning in a career spanning nearly a hundred forgettable jobs from paper boy through construction laborer and all of the warehouses, bars, parking lots, schools, and delivery trucks in between. Is happiness possible when your daily life revolves around washing cars, working a cash register, or digging a ditch? “American Grunt” is a book for all of us whose dreams never quite materialized and found ourselves both laughing and weeping at the insanity of where we got stuck - and provides hope that despite all the frustration, it's possible to live a modern blue-collar life without the oft-attached bitterness.
If the nonfiction publishing world has one unintentional oversight, it's that everyone involved in the process, from the writers to the agents to the publishers, tend to be hyper-educated people drawn to the stories of interest to the academics and intellectuals in their bubble. Consequently, a majority of Americans - the ones who wear boots instead of loafers to work, don't often see their reality reflected in what they read. Those I've approached in the publishing industry have mostly met the concept of "American Grunt" with a lukewarm, "That's intriguing, but I'm not sure what the market would be." When I mention it to anyone who punches a time clock every day, however, the response is an emphatic, "Oh hell yeah, I'd read that! Let me tell you about this stupid thing that happened to me yesterday. When's it coming out?" There's a genuine enthusiasm for the subject in a large, frequently overlooked segment of the population - working class, rust belt men and women who don't feel as if anyone's paying attention.
I've worked dirty, blue-collar jobs my entire life. I started as a paper boy when I was eleven. I'm now forty-five and spend my days hanging drywall and throwing toilets into dumpsters. I'm not the person you might expect to write a compelling narrative. What makes me (and this project) unique is that I also have two master's degrees - one in education from Penn State, and one in Writing for the Performing Arts from UC-Riverside. I have one foot in sawdust and the other in a classroom. While there have been successful titles that describe the trials and tribulations of blue-collar America, those books are written by and from the perspective of an outside journalist. They're almost never written by the person actually experiencing the day to day drudgery, which I believe provides an insight that most other writers can't. And even if they can, they're almost never funny. Tragic elegies of American decline don't focus on the goofy characters and pure absurdity that surround life on a forklift. Real people dislike doom and gloom. Life is difficult enough. They want to laugh. They want to escape into a relatable book.
Working class and overeducated/underemployed Gen Xers who were deemed slackers when they were young but have been silently working their asses off for years.
American Grunt:
"More than just a memoir, "American Grunt" is an all-too-honest critique of America’s promise, occasionally real, more often illusory and broken. It is a story of hope and love and yearning, of good friends and bad bosses, of hard work and belly laughs and searing disappointments, of a life spent searching for meaning and purpose from one coast to the other, and the hurting heartland in between. Cramer’s story is, in many ways, the story of what America itself has become for far too many people, who find the American dream tantalizingly just beyond their reach, but who persevere in trying to make it real." - Robin Russin, author of "Screenplay: Writing the Picture," and "Naked Playwriting: The Art the Craft, and the Life Laid Bare."
Ballast Books
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i2i Publishing
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1106 Design, LLC
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Atmosphere Press
250 copies • Partial manuscript. Service publisher Children Fiction, Literary Fiction, Mind & Body, Mystery, Thriller, Horror & Suspense, Romantic Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, YA Fiction, Biography & Memoir, Business & Money, Career & Success, Cookbooks, Food & Wine, Health, Fitness & Dieting, History, Journalism, Personal Growth & Self-Improvement, Politics & Social Sciences, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Society & Culture, Sports & Outdoors, Technology & the Future, Travel Worldwide |
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Bright Communications LLC
Looking for all types of books, including fiction, children's books, health, memoir, business books, and cookbooks Service publisher Children Fiction, Christian Fiction, Commercial Fiction, Contemporary Fiction, Historical Fiction, LGBT Fiction, Literary Essay, Literary Fiction, Mind & Body, Mystery, Thriller, Horror & Suspense, Mythology & Folk Tales, Romantic Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Women's Fiction, YA Fiction, Art & Photography, Biography & Memoir, Business & Money, Career & Success, Children Non-Fiction, Christian Non-Fiction, Coloring Books for Grown-Ups, Comics & Graphic Novels, Cookbooks, Food & Wine, Communication Skills, Corporate Culture, Crafts & Hobbies, Creativity, Current Affairs, Economics, Education, Entrepreneurship & Small Business, Health, Fitness & Dieting, History, Humor & Entertainment, Illustrated Books, Journalism, Management & Leadership, Marketing & Sales, Mindfulness & Happiness, Money & Investment, Motivation & Inspiration, Nature & Environment, Parenting, Personal Growth & Self-Improvement, Philosophy, Politics & Social Sciences, Popular Science, Productivity & Time Management, Psychology, Reference, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Sex & Relationships, Society & Culture, Sports & Outdoors, Technology & the Future, Travel, YA Non-Fiction, Science Fiction & Humour United Kingdom, United States, Canada |
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eBooks2go
100 copies • Completed manuscript. Service publisher Children Fiction, Literary Fiction, Mind & Body, Mystery, Thriller, Horror & Suspense, Romantic Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, YA Fiction, Biography & Memoir, Business & Money, Career & Success, Cookbooks, Food & Wine, Health, Fitness & Dieting, History, Journalism, Personal Growth & Self-Improvement, Politics & Social Sciences, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Society & Culture, Sports & Outdoors, Technology & the Future, Travel Worldwide |
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IngramSpark
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A lot of people have asked how the book is doing, so I figured I'd answer that question now that (unbelievably) it's been a full …
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So....my publisher is also printing the memoir of Mike "The Situation" from the Jersey Shore and apparently most of their time, effort, and …
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Just heard from the publisher that they have mailed out all of the orders as of last week. For those of you who …
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It appears that Ballast is shipping alphabetically by state. Which means that those of you in Arizona, Alaska, California, etc, have already gotten …
Just wanted to let everyone know that Ballast has begun shipping your preorders! So American Grunt is on the way. Hopefully sometime in the next …
Exciting news everyone - American Grunt is now available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and a few other sites in both paperback and eBook editions! …
Hey everyone, the design is complete and the book is ready for the initial print run for everyone who ordered it. Very important caveat - …
The interior and exterior design for American Grunt is finished! We're on track for a release THIS MONTH! Once it's available, the book is print …
We have the cover done, and the interior design is mostly complete. It's still looking to be on track for a June release, so hopefully …
I've had a few people ask for updates on "American Grunt," and I finally have one. Ballast has done their edits, I've approved the changes, …
Just wanted to keep everyone in the loop. Ballast is currently in the middle of proofreading and editing the manuscript. Once they finish that, it …
I'm pleased to announce that "American Grunt" will be published by the team at Ballast Books out of Jupiter, Florida! You can find their current …
Hey everyone. I'll send out another update once all the contracts are signed but I've chosen a publisher. Just don't want to announce until it's …
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A month after the preorder campaign ended, I just wanted to give everyone an update on where things stand. Currently I'm in preliminary …
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Just want to keep you all in the loop. I have my first meeting with a publisher on Friday. For everyone who asked, …
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The campaign ended last night with a final tally of 318 preorders! Going into this whole thing, I had zero idea what a …
It's Thanksgiving morning...and yesterday "American Grunt" reached the 250 preorder threshold needed to entice small publishers to take a look. In the end, this is …
Yesterday, we went over 100 preorders, which I think is pretty darn good for nine days. Thank you to everyone who ordered. But here's the …
Hey everyone, we're at 61 orders already in less than three days, which has put me in the number one spot in terms of current …
Best of luck! Can’t wait to read it!
How do I order more than one on this site? Wanna give 'em as gifts.
If you scroll up there's a little quantity drop down but it's easy to miss
Whoops, sorry, Robin I've been so busy at work, in hockey rinks, and emailing people that I didn't realize I had comments. Yes, as my sister said, at checkout there's a little number that says "quantity" up at the top. There's a tiny arrow next to it you have to click on. I'd have absolutely missed it myself if I was ordering.
As a fan of Cramer's writing for the better part of 15 years, whether in play, screenplay, or fiction form, I'm very excited to read this nonfiction book!
Big Fan. Always love Kevin's work, especially the story about the flatulent cowboy and the breakfast burrito. "Fraaap!" Get's me every time!
Hoping this one is as good as that! Can't wait to see the finished product.
Jason, as you well know I'm much too sophisticated to write about flatulence. Finding random sex toys in rental cars on the other hand....
Can’t wait!
And maybe you should get your kid hooked on ultimate instead. Equipment is a lot cheaper.
Can't wait!
Wishing all the best, my friend!
Hey Kevin,
Looking forward to reading your book. Paying for Henry's hockey gear is a long term investment that will pay off when he is the captain of the Pens. I'm sure your daughter will make waves in her death defying fashion as well.
Das Glück / Buenos Suerte!
Lisa Leonida Ismail
Hell Yeah!
Looking forward to reading it. Congratulations
Best of luck to you, Kevin. I'm looking forward to reading this.
Looking forward to it!
Proud of you Kevin.
Love you,
Aunt Judy and Uncle Steve
Good luck with the new book, Kevin.
The first chapter was amazing. Can't wait to read the rest.
Can't wait to read it, pal. Congrats on getting the campaign up and running. Cheers, Stu
The Gator shack rocks! Can't wait to read it.
Kevin, I look forward to reading AMERICAN GRUNT. I liked you video intro, very personal and so you! I wish you the best and don’t give up!
Dave Lynn
Thank you for being such an awesome human being. Each time we get to hang out I am reminded of what friendship forged through a crazy sport truly means. Your books are truly some of my favorites I have ever read. I can’t wait to turn the pages on this one!
This one is for my kid! Gotta teach the younguns.
Can't wait to get my hands on the book brother. Wishing you all the best and success! God bless, D
Best of luck!
Happy to support your work! Can't wait to read it!
Watch out for the Poop Boxes in life. There are hooligans out there putting them in the middle of the road.
I've always loved the way you tell stories, and I know your life has been similar parts completely mundane/relatable and utterly absurd. This seems like the perfect chance to hear more of those stories that hit both ends of the spectrum.
Looking forward to reading another of your books. You are a very talented writer and deserve all the success in the world. Take care and keep plugging away.
Looking forward to reading this - unless it was just a ruse to steal my credit card info hahaha
Love ya buddy! Hope to yuck some plastic with you soon. What a nice dip in the ocean it was last weekend.
You were always kind in discussing scripts and such when we weren't busy talking about Ultimate, can't wait to dive into this new writing venture of yours! - Gregg
Good luck on your sales. We look forward to reading your book. Love, Jill and Tom
Can’t wait to read all about your adventures since our time together at Flagler!
Congrats, man! Can't wait to read!
Congratulations Kevin on another novel! Eric will love this as one of his Christmas gifts as he has enjoyed your other Storm Trooper book. Best of luck on your sales!
Always interested in whatever THE Kevin Cramer is cooking up. Looking forward to reading this one!
Good luck! Can’t wait to read it!
Really psyched for this, Cramer.
I loved Universe Point so I know this book will be great too. Glad that I can support you, my friend.
Go Kevin! I look forward to reading this.
Can't wait to read it!
Looking forward to reading this Gordo!
Can't wait to read it!
Good luck
Nice to see the grunting put to the page once again and may that transition progress inexorably onward. Way to go, Kevin, and I look forward to the read.
Can't wait to read it!
You rock. That is all. Sending hugs from the Great White North!
Robin and Ken
Go Steelers!!!
I'll spread the word! Looking forward to reading when it gets published
I can't wait to read this!
Good luck, Cramer! Super excited to read it.
woohoo! Excited to add this book to small curated "Kevin Cramer-authored" collection!
I'm excited to read this. I've had a few odd and dumb jobs (a 4yr degree MechE working on stock at Toys R Us) and look forward to reading about similar adventures.
Looking forward to reading this!
I’m so proud of you Kevin!
I'm more in it for the "Miranda Cramer takes over the world atop a slide from the moon" fund. ;-)
congratulations on the book! looking forward to it, see you in the spring.
Let's go!! Congratulations on the amazing accomplishment and good luck!
love and miss you kevin!! thanks for being one of the best professors ever!! 💕
Looking forward to reading!!
You are the Man (or can I even say that anymore? Pronouns are confusing, oh well...I still like them more than adverbs. Silly adverbs).
You're a fantastic writer, artist and friend. Keep up all three (Father, Son and Holy Ghost Style).
Hey buddy, can’t wait to read it, and hoping for much success on your journey to replace Henry’s hockey gear!
Looking forward to reading this! My old rugby pal Rob turned me on to this. Sounds a little like a book I read and liked years ago, Rivethead.
Hi Kevin….I’m Michelle, Bill Madia’s sister…First congratulations to you on this book…so exciting! I’m looking forward to reading it…sounds interesting! Hope all is well with your Mom and Dad….Please say hello to them from me…Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family! Good luck with this and best wishes…Enjoy your holidays and have a healthy and Happy New Year!
Just bought 3. Looking forward to getting these. Nice job!
Good luck Kevin!! Can’t wait to read it!! 😁
Good luck reaching all of your goals, even the ones paying for Henry Cramer’s hockey goals!
Look forward to reading your book, American Grunt, especially the chapter about the muffin truck! Good luck to you Kevin. Debbie Bigos
Kevin, It's been an interesting sometimes frustrating ride, but your mom and I are proud of all you've accomplished.
Knowing you personally and having seen your movie I know I’m in for a treat!
Looking forward to its arrival at my door!
Dr B Wentzel
Congratulation, Kevin!! I look forward to reading this and likely laughing out loud. Good luck on the rest of this drive and wish you many happy returns!! :)
Can’t wait to read it!
Excited to read it!
Best of luck
Can’t wait to read it
Woohoo! Thanks for giving us a glimpse into the madness.
Congratulations Kevin, I am excited to read it. We had lots of memories at tech and teaching Inspire!
So excited to read this! You’ve always fostered the love of writing within myself and countless others. You’re also rad as hell. Looking forward to all of your future success!!
Just ordered in the nick of time. Can’t wait to read about your days with us at GAMS! All the best…
Hi Kevin,
I am your niece’s fifth grade language arts teacher and received “American Grunt” as a gift from your sister, Kelly. I have been laughing aloud since the introduction! I love the blue collar tone used to capture and communicate your themes in these personal accounts. Great jog sharing these stories and anecdotes!
Sincerely,
Justin Leidy
on Nov. 1, 2022, 1:50 p.m.
Congrats, Kevin. I'm looking forward to this. Well done!