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Buy two books, and get a Fitness Sucks! hat

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Buy 2 Books, Get the Hat That Says It All – FREE

Fitness sucks… but this hat doesn’t.

For a limited time, when you buy two copies of Fitness Sucks! But It’s OK, you’ll score a FREE exclusive Fitness Sucks! hat—the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who’s pushing through the sweat, struggle, and sore muscles anyway.

Whether you’re buying one for yourself and gifting one to a friend (you know they need it), this deal is your reward for showing up. The hat is bold, breathable, and ready to crown your workout (or hide your post-workout hair).

Why you need it:

Durable, comfy, and attitude-forward

Perfect for the gym, errands, or letting the world know you’re doing the hard thing anyway

Free with any two-book purchase—no code needed

Because if you’re going to put in the work, you might as well look like the baddy you are.

Includes:

  • 1 digital copy
  • 2 physical copies
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$18 15 €

Water Walks and Whoop-Ass beginner program

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Water, Walks, and Whoop-Ass: Your 30-Day Reboot
Build Strength. Build Habits. Build a You That Doesn’t Quit.

No gym? No problem. No motivation? We’ll fix that. This 30-day fitness reboot from no-nonsense trainer Anthony Moreno strips away the fluff, the gimmicks, and the excuses. All you need is two square feet of space, a chair, a wall, and the willingness to stop BS-ing yourself.

This isn’t some extreme boot camp or get-shredded-quick scheme. It’s a habit-building program designed for real people with real lives. Through a simple rotation of five foundational exercises, strategic walking, hydration tracking, and progressive challenges, this guide shows you how to restart your fitness journey—even if you’ve failed before.

What’s inside:

A weekly structure that scales with you—start with 4 reps, finish with 12

Modifications for every level, so you can start where you are and still feel badass

A realistic plan for walking and hydration that actually fits your life

Step-by-step instructions for every move (including how to not hate burpees)

A final Day 30 Challenge to flex your progress and celebrate your new habits

You won’t find perfection here—you’ll find progress, power, and a plan that works. If “fitness sucks” has been your battle cry, this is your comeback.

Get ready to hydrate, move, and hit reset—one walk, one squat, one whoop-ass moment at a time.

Includes:

  • 1 digital copy
  • 1 physical copy
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$80 65 €

5 copies of Fitness Sucks! a Hat, and a coaching session!

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Buy 5 Copies of Fitness Sucks! – Get the Hat AND a 1-on-1 Virtual Coaching Session FREE

Know a few people who need the truth about fitness? Buy 5 copies of Fitness Sucks! But It’s OK and get two major bonuses:

🎩 The Official Fitness Sucks! Hat – Wear your no-excuses mindset loud and proud.
💪 A Free 1-on-1 Coaching Session with Anthony Moreno – Your chance to get real, personalized fitness advice from the trainer who tells it like it is.

Whether you're building your own accountability squad, surprising friends who keep saying "I'll start Monday," or just want to stock up for future motivation slumps, this bundle brings serious value. The coaching session is your opportunity to ask questions, break through roadblocks, and get custom support to match your goals.

Buy 5. Get the swag. Get the strategy. Start strong.

Includes:

  • 1 digital copy
  • 5 physical copies
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