This is a humorous children’s book ideal for newborns (and newborn parents) through the toddler years. It is about the funny Monsters that appear putting babies to sleep.
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In this book, a newborn is being put to sleep in his/her crib and has to fend off three monsters (familiar to all newborns and newborn parents) before falling asleep.
Parents with newborns or toddlers
"This is the BEST book Tully has ever written." - My Dad (note that this is also the only book I have ever written)
"If you think these Monsters are scary, try having one grow inside you for nine months." - My Wife (I'm aware this is in no way related to whether the book is actually good)
"Sorry, but I think we should give praise to where praise is due--to us...after all, these are our Monsters!" - My kids, Skylar and Jaxon
I’m a new Dad who has witnessed these monsters and lived to tell the tale!
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250 copies • Partial manuscript.
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100 copies • Completed manuscript.
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(Sample illustration. Actual illustrations to follow)
MONSTERS IN MY BELLY
For Skylar, who fought these monsters every day…seven times a day
There are monsters in my belly,
And they make me really yell-ey
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And as I head, toward my slumber,
They begin to grow in number
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Thought that I, was just chillin’
But, oh no, it’s our first villain
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Hey, what’s this? Is this a stick up?,
Yes, by me, the pesky hiccup
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I’m contracting here, no actually there,
To make a mess, new clothes you’ll wear
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OK, OK, I’m now all changed,
My wardrobe completely, re-arranged
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Well that’s great, one monster down,
As monster two, comes into town
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And here it is, it’s now among us,
It’s called fake hunger, and it’s humongous
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I can’t sleep, I’m wide awake
Sorry, Mom and Dad, you’ll get no break
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Am I hungry, am I tired,
Who even cares—just know I’m wired!!!
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Finally it, then settles in,
I’m not leaving this crib, that I lay in
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One more monster, is in the way,
Of a good night sleep, I hope, I pray
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Here it is, it really reeks,
I'm sure you'll notice, when it escapes my cheeks
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Who knew, who knew, such tiny bubbles,
Could cause such big, and stinky troubles
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Look at the clock, it's been two hours
To reinforce, you have no powers!
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Fortunately for you, they’re in retreat
These monsters three, that can’t be beat
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Yet here you stay, I know you care,
And so I left, a gift down there!
165 pre-orders, which is 1/3rd of our total campaign goal!
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In three days!
All I can say is thank you, thank you, thank you!!! What a blessing to have such a show of support. Let's …
I am excited for this philosophically rigorous dive into children's bedtime.
Hahahah, that's one way to put it :) -- Hope all is well buddy!
Good luck! Excited to read!!
Thank you! Good to see you in December - appreciate your support!
We are very excited for this entertaining book to be completed!
We are very proud of you Tully! We wish you much success.
Can't think of anyone more deserving of this accomplishment than you Tully. Glad to know you are doing to hear from you . Good luck on this book, can't wait to read it to my kiddos!
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Can't wait to see this in the world!
So excited to receive my copies! I’m a huge fan of children’s literature and this book sounds adorable!
I was planning on going with the higher tier until I saw that horrible hat you were wearing. Excited to read the book and wishing you the utmost success! Miss ya bud!
V/r,
Daaaaaavriessssss
Wishing you all the best in your first book publishing.
What a fabulous idea - can't wait to read the book. I can only imagine the fun and laughs it will provide. Love all your articles too. Good luck!
Thank you SO much - really appreciate your support and the kind words!
Yeah Tully!!!! Can’t wait to read it!
What a fun journey! I’ve had an idea for a children’s book in my mind for over 10 years. Maybe it’s time to write it and do this too. Good luck with publishing.
Proud of you Tully!! Shout out to Party Central :)
Keep following your heart Im looking forward to see the final product!! Best of luck moving forward!!!
Renee Ensign
Best of luck to you of this wonderful endeavor!
Good luck with this one!
Congrats and good luck. Wishing only the best for you and your family. Can’t wait to read it!
Good luck brother!
Go get them Tully! Can’t wait to read it!
Can't Wait for the books! Way to go Tully!
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on Feb. 18, 2025, 2:29 a.m.
Best of luck to you!!❤️
Steve and Stephanie Sewell
on Feb. 26, 2025, 5:56 p.m.
Thank you guys so much!