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Monsters In My Belly

Tully Minoski

This is a humorous children’s book ideal for newborns (and newborn parents) through the toddler years. It is about the funny Monsters that appear putting babies to sleep.

  Children Fiction   250 words   100% complete   4 publishers interested
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Synopsis

In this book, a newborn is being put to sleep in his/her crib and has to fend off three monsters (familiar to all newborns and newborn parents) before falling asleep. 

Sales arguments

  • For new parents who want something funny
  • Will have entertaining pictures for children
  • *NOT Scary

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Audience

Parents with newborns or toddlers

Advance praise

"This is the BEST book Tully has ever written." - My Dad (note that this is also the only book I have ever written)

"If you think these Monsters are scary, try having one grow inside you for nine months." - My Wife (I'm aware this is in no way related to whether the book is actually good)

"Sorry, but I think we should give praise to where praise is due--to us...after all, these are our Monsters!" - My kids, Skylar and Jaxon


Tully Minoski

About the author

I’m a new Dad who has witnessed these monsters and lived to tell the tale!

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(Sample illustration. Actual illustrations to follow)


MONSTERS IN MY BELLY

For Skylar, who fought these monsters every day…seven times a day


There are monsters in my belly,

And they make me really yell-ey

......

And as I head, toward my slumber, 

They begin to grow in number

......

Thought that I, was just chillin’ 

But, oh no, it’s our first villain

......

Hey, what’s this? Is this a stick up?, 

Yes, by me, the pesky hiccup

......

I’m contracting here, no actually there, 

To make a mess, new clothes you’ll wear

......

OK, OK, I’m now all changed, 

My wardrobe completely, re-arranged

......

Well that’s great, one monster down, 

As monster two, comes into town

......

And here it is, it’s now among us, 

It’s called fake hunger, and it’s humongous

...... 

I can’t sleep, I’m wide awake 

Sorry, Mom and Dad, you’ll get no break

......

Am I hungry, am I tired, 

Who even cares—just know I’m wired!!!

......

Finally it, then settles in, 

I’m not leaving this crib, that I lay in

......

One more monster, is in the way, 

Of a good night sleep, I hope, I pray

......

Here it is, it really reeks, 

I'm sure you'll notice, when it escapes my cheeks 

......

Who knew, who knew, such tiny bubbles, 

Could cause such big, and stinky troubles

......

Look at the clock, it's been two hours

To reinforce, you have no powers!

......

Fortunately for you, they’re in retreat 

These monsters three, that can’t be beat

......

Yet here you stay, I know you care, 

And so I left, a gift down there!


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  • Alan Feuerlein
    on Feb. 18, 2025, 3:37 a.m.

    I am excited for this philosophically rigorous dive into children's bedtime.

    • Tully Minoski
      on Feb. 26, 2025, 5:57 p.m.

      Hahahah, that's one way to put it :) -- Hope all is well buddy!

  • Donna Warden
    on Feb. 18, 2025, 3:17 p.m.

    We are very excited for this entertaining book to be completed!

  • Muriel Griffin
    on Feb. 18, 2025, 10:15 p.m.

    We are very proud of you Tully! We wish you much success.

  • Felipe Avila
    on Feb. 18, 2025, 11:23 p.m.

    Can't think of anyone more deserving of this accomplishment than you Tully. Glad to know you are doing to hear from you . Good luck on this book, can't wait to read it to my kiddos!

  • Susan Fritz
    on Feb. 20, 2025, 2:27 a.m.

    So excited to receive my copies! I’m a huge fan of children’s literature and this book sounds adorable!

  • Christopher DeVries
    on Feb. 25, 2025, 5:13 a.m.

    I was planning on going with the higher tier until I saw that horrible hat you were wearing. Excited to read the book and wishing you the utmost success! Miss ya bud!

    V/r,

    Daaaaaavriessssss

  • Lana Halling
    on Feb. 27, 2025, 6:07 a.m.

    What a fabulous idea - can't wait to read the book. I can only imagine the fun and laughs it will provide. Love all your articles too. Good luck!

    • Tully Minoski
      on Feb. 27, 2025, 6:52 p.m.

      Thank you SO much - really appreciate your support and the kind words!

  • Christina Rossini
    on March 2, 2025, 2:28 a.m.

    What a fun journey! I’ve had an idea for a children’s book in my mind for over 10 years. Maybe it’s time to write it and do this too. Good luck with publishing.

  • Kelly Clark
    on March 2, 2025, 5:15 p.m.

    Proud of you Tully!! Shout out to Party Central :)

  • Renee Ensign
    on March 4, 2025, 2:02 a.m.

    Keep following your heart Im looking forward to see the final product!! Best of luck moving forward!!!
    Renee Ensign

  • Seth Fleitman
    on March 8, 2025, 7:37 p.m.

    Congrats and good luck. Wishing only the best for you and your family. Can’t wait to read it!

  • Laura White
    on March 21, 2025, 5:28 a.m.

    I wish you the best and cannot wait to read your book! I’m so proud of how you want to unite parents and you are able to see how much parents have in common. You have a beautiful family!! May God’s best be yours!!

    ~Laura White
    Warrensburg, MO

  • Lizette Bell
    on April 1, 2025, 6:03 p.m.

    Congrats! Would have loved to have this when our kiddos were born!
    -Lizette & Harrison

  • Kate Nolte
    on April 2, 2025, 10:24 p.m.

    I am so happy for you Tully and of course Erin! Love you both so much.

    -Kate Nolte

  • Joan Scanlon
    on April 6, 2025, 1:48 a.m.

    Super happy to support you and this project
    Peace and Love
    Aunt Joan

  • Lauren Josselyn
    on April 19, 2025, 1:39 p.m.

    We’ve got two new babies in our family/friends circle so can’t wait to give them an exclusive never before seen book for their kiddos! We’re rooting for you!

  • Christy Jennings
    on April 19, 2025, 3:19 p.m.

    We can't wait to read your book Tully!

    Love,
    Christy, Alex, Lila and Lucy

  • Cindy Ates
    on April 30, 2025, 3:15 a.m.

    So proud of your precious achievement! Keep that imagination growing:)

  • Julie Aaronson
    on May 1, 2025, 5:48 p.m.

    Congratulations!!! We can’t wait for your book to be published. What an awesome accomplishment! Best of luck always.
    Marc & Julie Aaronson

  • Michelle Dye
    on May 13, 2025, 12:17 a.m.

    Stoked to get this first book in what is likely to be *the* series of our time :).

    I'm very proud of you for doing this, btw. Nicely done, my man.

  • David Case
    on May 13, 2025, 1:56 a.m.

    What a fun read, thanks for putting this together and creating a bit of humor around early parenting!

  • Bev McKittrick
    on May 13, 2025, 2:04 a.m.

    I can't wait for this book, Tully is so kind and creative!

  • Andrew Minoski
    on May 13, 2025, 10:53 a.m.

    While it’s technically a children’s book, this one feels more like it’s written for the parents—especially those in the thick of it. It captures something real about the struggles of parenthood, without being heavy-handed. It hits the mark in a way that’s both honest and comforting. I’m really looking forward to what comes next in the series.

  • Erin Minoski
    on May 13, 2025, 11:28 a.m.

    Such an entertaining book, bringing some humor to the chaos of the newborn phase! Can’t wait to see it published!

  • Rick Minoski
    on May 13, 2025, 9:34 p.m.

    Oh those sleepless nights made you delirious with creativity and imagination. Lucky for us!! Can't wait for the hard copy publication. Congrats and Best Wishes on your first Bestseller.
    Wish you had written this 39 year ago. Oh wait, you were just an infant then. LOL
    Mom and Dad

  • Rick Minoski
    on May 13, 2025, 9:37 p.m.

    Congratulations on your book. Wishing you even more success in the future. Humor is a wonderful thing.
    Love Mom

  • Renee Suddy
    on May 14, 2025, 1:33 a.m.

    Tully, you have a talent for writing such relatable works about everyday topics with a touch of wisdom and humor. I love that you've brought that to a children's book for the parents - can't wait for them to arrive!

  • William Boys
    on May 14, 2025, 4:11 p.m.

    Very much looking forward to receiving a book for us and a book for our new-mom niece. Congrats on what promises to be a fun read and good luck on this campaign!

  • Jackie Sudano
    on May 15, 2025, 9:46 p.m.

    Love seeing (and supporting) old friends doing great things! Congrats and can’t wait to read it! :)

  • Joel Warden
    on May 16, 2025, 5:25 p.m.

    Can't wait to get this book and send it to every new parent I know!

  • Doug Warden
    on May 17, 2025, 1:30 a.m.

    Tully Minoski, has written a very entertaining new children's book. Monsters in My Belly is a fun read about the realities of trying to parent an infant to sleep. Very excited to get this book!

  • William Boys
    on May 21, 2025, 1:28 p.m.

    Looking forward to your new book, Tully. Glad you're able to insert some humor into what is normally a stressful time for parents.

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