Billy Bullshit is so obsessed by buzzwords that he only ever speaks using bullshit phrases - pop that in your mental microwave and see how it defrosts!
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Hi there,
We are very pleased to say that we are about to ship your copy of Billy Bullshit!
We know the wait has been looooong and we are grateful for your patience.
There is just one more thing we need to check...
Can you let us know if you have;
a) moved address or
b) if you want your book shipped to an alternate address than the one on your pre-order.
There is no need to reply to this email if your address is the same.
Thanks again!
Peace out
Mike and Steve