I am hereby opening the cover art competition to all comers. Artists (including visual artists, sculptors, photographers, and graphic artists) of all ages are invited to submit their works for consideration. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to get your art seen by purchasers of the hottest book ever written. While the author expects a very reasonable deal on licensing terms, the chosen image copyright will remain with the artist, and can become the cornerstone of a lucrative sideline career as feted creator of one of the world's iconic cover designs. The artist will be invited to appear with the author at book signings and other publicity events such as bookselling events in front of Trump Tower in New York. If enough images of extraordinary quality come in, we will consider organizing a sale exhibition at a New York art gallery or other appropriate venue. 

The Donfire! cover you see is taken from a stock photo provided by a publishizer partner. The real cover will feature an image of Donald Trump with his hair on fire. Whether he is dressed as the emperor Nero playing the fiddle, or in Monica Lewinsky's blue dress; whether the White House and the Capitol are burning in the background; whether the new Trump Monument (a huge stone squirting phallus) is added to the Washington landscape; and whether George Washington, Abe Lincoln and Antonin Scalia are rolling in their graves is up to you. Game on!