Blake Landholm is the author and aspiring creator of the gift of organized words so powerful, within contains the ability to evoke emotion deliberately but unknowingly. Erotically the words are consumed in bed within tight grasp, moist thumbs concave the paper frame, personalizing your devotion to finishing the thrilling and thought provoking hilarity, that was created with you, the reader, in mind the entire time. That mind still sits among a neural stimulation solution, absorbing the inner thoughts of my own mind in order to preserve my sanity for selfish self gratification. He also resides in Nebraska, United States.