$12 Digi-e-Book

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Lets face it, the world is a digital ecosystem. Tech-preneurs like you want electronic, mobile content; DL-able straight onto your device. Pre-order your digi-e-book here now and get ahead of the curve.

Ebook included

$15 The NonDigi Paperback Actual Book

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Paperback books are the old e-books and retro is in baby. Ok so they might be analog but they smell nicer than a digital version, you can drop it without breaking and they are much easier to gift wrap.

These are gonna sell like proverbial hotcakes and we have a pre-order limit of just 100 copies so if you want to get your hands on a bonafide first edition of Billy Bullsh!t you better get signed up pronto...

1 copy

$5 shipping

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$20 Signed Paperback Pack

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This edition of the book will be personally signed by both authors...which will be a logistical feat given that the co-authors have not ever met in person (true story) and live 1000s of miles apart....as to how we will manage this...no idea. We build it as we fly it! Pre-order your signed copies now and let us figure out the small stuff like the details...

Anyhoo just imagine how much a signed first edition could be worth in the future... you don't want to miss out again like you did with JK Rowling do you?

1 copy + ebook included

$10 shipping

$60 Almost A Six-Pack Pack

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Here is your classic five-pack of books. One for you and four every bathroom in your house. Alternatively, that's Christmas, Valentines Day, Birthday, Easter and Anniversary all taken care of. Alternatively, give a copy to your mates. Guaranteed laughs and a unique gift. That's a win:win:win

5 copies + ebook included

$15 shipping

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$75 Office Billy Bullshitter Award Pack

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We all have an office Billy Bullshitter...or maybe more. You know, the person who insists on talking flim-flam and corporate buzz-waffle in meetings. So why not give them the credit that they are clearly yearning for? An official 'Billy Bullshit Certificate for Talking Total Bollocks at Work' along with a signed copy of the book. I dare say it may be hard to only limit it to one office award... so we suggest you just buy more for all your budding Billy's.

1 copy + ebook included

$10 shipping

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$100 Patron Page Champion Pack

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Buy a 10-pack and become an official Patron of Billy Bullsh!t...what does this actually mean? You will be named in the book as a 'Chief Patron of Bullshit' and from here the sky is the limit. Once you have popped this accollade on your CV and LinkedIn profile you can expect media interviews, after-dinner speaking engagements and product endorsements to roll your way.

You will be celebrated across the globe, talked about in hushed tones in the corridors of power and people will applaud wildly as you enter rooms...

Are you wo-man enough? Do it.

10 copies + ebook included

$20 shipping

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$200 Become-a-Character Pack

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We have five characters in the book who need to be named. Why not have one of them named after your husband, your wife, your client, a colleague...or even your boss?

Available characters:

Billy's boss, the CEO
The Receptionist
Billy's wife
The LGBT Chair
Billy's client on a plane

Etch their name into eternity with a truly unique gift for the businessman or businesswoman who has everything (except being named in a book). A gift that money cannot buy - unless you have $200 and then you can.

Pre-order now - strictly only 5 available.

As an added bonus the 5 lucky pre-orderers will get first dibs on naming 5 characters in the sequel

1 copy + ebook included

$5 shipping

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$300 Boardroom Bullshit Pack

1 reader

Your board level management team need this book. Why? Because its the nuts. Consider it a manual for navigating the corporate jungle. You wouldn't want your board making decisions without first having read this.

15 books, all signed, ready to roll! Pre-order now so that all the board will finally know you have been laughing about during the AOB for the past few months...

15 copies + ebook included

$20 shipping

$500 The 50 Shades of Bullsh!t Pack

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We like to think of this one as the Xmas party pack (minus the cable ties).
Looking for a unique gift for your clients and/or employees for the holiday season?
Something so special that money just can’t buy?
Well look no further because (to paraphrase the words of U2) you have finally found what you were looking for.
50 copies of BBTB and with a dedicated ‘Patron’ page in the book so you can send a heartfelt festive greeting to one and all. Or just use it to grandstand. Your choice.
Huh, so it turns out that you can actually buy something that money can’t buy. And it costs just $500 plus shipping. Who knew?

50 copies + ebook included

$50 shipping

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$3000 Enterprize Energizer Pack

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This book is a must read for your staff. I could right size you out of here if your leadership blind spot prevents you from buying this pack. Strap in, pack down, huddle in, scrummage your way to procurement and pre-order this NOW.
250 paperbacks in the hands of your peeps.
Whoosh!

250 copies + ebook included

Free shipping

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$6000 Regional Offsite Pack

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Lets face it - the regional team gets together once a year to listen to boring execubabble and waffly PowerPoint gumph from your leadership. This year, give them something they will love you for. Thats right, a free copy of Billy Bullshit...now they can tick off the bullshit phrases that your leaders spout and actually listen to their speeches. You're welcome!
500 copies, paperback - hit the 'go' button baby!

500 copies + ebook included

Free shipping

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$10000 Catastrophic Keynote Pack

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Have one of the authors present at your next corporate event. Given they both keynote at events around the World and appear on mainstream media, its a surefire blend of humor, business smarts and loads and loads of bullshit! The scope of the speech can be tailored to suit your event demands. Up to 800 books included for your delegates.

All locations considered but preferably exotic ones where the 4G is a bit spotty so that we can pretend we are uncontactable.

800 copies

Free shipping

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$100000 The Whale

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This is the friggin steroid pack. The Moby Dick of bullshit. Only suitable for those with balls. Here is what you get:
- 3000 signed books for your clients, partners, staff and prospects
- Dedicated Patron page where you can write a personalised message, feature your corporate logo and blurb
- $25,000 donation to www.feedstarvingpeople.org - the author's charity
- Social media blast with us personally thanking you for your goodwill
- A very warm fuzzy feeling.
- Loads of boxes full of books.

Go on...I double dare you...pre order and make waves baby!

3000 copies

Free shipping

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