One day while Zack was busy working on his book, a helicopter landed outside of his trailer. A rich looking old man with white hair, and a white beard, and white pants appeared from out of swirling dirt, and he knocked on Zack's door.
Zack was intrigued as he'd never seen a helicopter before.
The old man wasted no time popping open a bottle of champagne and explaining how he owned an island he wanted Zack to visit. After some friendly debate, Zack agreed, and when he got to the island he was amazed at what he saw:
A dinosaur.
Okay, you've likely realized this is the exact plot of JURASSIC PARK.
Zack Scott was born in Los Angeles, California. He's written a few books, likes to do other things, and usually hangs his pants on his desk chair rather than in his closet.
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Hi everyone!
It's been brought to my attention that many of you do not know who Steve Monroe is, the same Steve Monroe mentioned in Update 1, and why I'm in a never-ending battle to beat him in my Publishizer campaign. Where to begin? Like most stories, I will begin at the beginning.***
The feud between Monroe and I was forged in the fiery depths of volcanic magma, back when men used wooden clubs, and women...also used wooden clubs. Monroe and I were members of the same tribe, foraging for giraffe hooves. (Why our tribe was looking for giraffe hooves is a story for another update, as I want to keep this brief. Also, I'm not even 100% sure giraffes have hooves. But I digress.)
While we were out in the wild bad lands, looking for giraffe hooves, Monroe wanted to tell me a joke. I was like, "Cool, dude. Jokes are dope fresh." (that's how our tribe talked.)
But Monroe never told me a joke, never said anything after that. He left our tribe, taking all the giraffe hooves, and as we all know a hooverless tribe is a tribe left royally *BEEP*
So you see, Monroe-the-giraffe-hoof-stealing-non-joke-telling-mischief must pay for what he'd done. Together we can beat Steve Monroe.
#beatstevemonroe #giraffehooves
***This is a fictional story. Steve seems like a cool dude and you can check out his campaign here. Now let's beat him.***